Older adult seeing you for the first time in a while: "wow! Hey! I hate your hair and clothing choices! How are you doing?"
GenXer family member greeting you: omg hiii you need a haircut and wow those shorts are ugly. So how is school going are you working yet?
ALThad to get this out of my head
pro tip for disabled people (especially autistic people) that i just realized after literal years of chronic illness...
when a health professional asks how you're doing, it's not small talk. they want to know how your health has been. do not reply "good." if you seem them for chronic pain, talk about your pain. if you see them for mental health, tell them how you've been feeling. etc. etc. again... don't reply "good." jump right into it and be honest about your health.
(repost) my comfort lagoona doll is wearing bratz clothes rn
ahhhhhhhhyyyyhhh yes I love my lagoona pink!!!!! she loves swimmbing!!!! :Ddd
Dutch.... i been meanin to ask ya.... would ya mind playin toys with me. yknow, like we use to. back in the good ol days
freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend
That sentence started and ended in very different places
Elon Musk’s attorneys are immolating themselves as we speak
Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone
